Gru

gru aka jew is the main guy from despicable me 1 and 2. he owns a massive army of angry midget asian asshole called minions who make his sex machines and steal dildos and whatnot. he adopted 3 lesbian teenagers to help him get the scred golden dildo from a nerd called michael p i think. then he fought nacho libre but nacho libre wasnt looking too good he was like eating mcdonalds a lot if you know what i mean. i mean he was fat, retard. bt before all this jru stole a dildo from some bitch named scarlet overcunt and the asian army followed him because they wanted him to be their leader. (????????????????????????)

he owns 2 couches, one is a lion couch and the other one is a couch couch, both equally ripped and torn