Minions

the minions were a race of small asian midgets with no dicks but huge asses. they attracted all attention from 8 year old retards who like fnaf. they enslaved the human race for 1 day but then some guy was like "we need to build a fucking wall" and that guy put a wall around every minion except 1. that one reproduced asexually and was beaten brutally by critiques.

the minions spawned from one of the darkest pits of hell, despicable me 2. despicable me 1 wasnt anything special but 2 made everyong fucking HATE the minions because they are assholes. this jew with a long noise named jru enslaved their race and made them work for him to make sex inventions. they later drank grape koolaid and became purple nigger midgets who were ruled by some obese nacho libre guy caledd faggot or something. they also had a movie but i cant talk about it because that movie is so much fun, its a crimeeeeeee. this movie was like the prequel to despicable me because it showed how the minion race came to be. they came from the dinosaur sperm or something idk

"So much fun, its a crime."

After a bunch of bullshit no one cared about minions because they all sucked asshole and they were asshole midgets. they are going to be in despicable me 3 otherwise known as despicable m3 (GET IT?!!??!!} and no one is happy about it